Barkley
Sir Charles
Nov 07, 2011
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Did you weeknight warriors really think Sir Chuck would miss out on this juicy playoff action? I mean this thing is blowin` up what with Sheri and the FCFFL all in bed together....turrible. Never thought I`d see the day that Tommish would sell out to Vegas. Welcome to the degenerates Tommy-boy. I wanted to get in on the $100 cash game and donate my winnings to the Spartans to lure them back to the league. Tommish said no go and that DO would just spend the hunskie on shiny new cleats and athletic tape. Is he gonna get the Nova-Lames over the hump this season or just look really good for the photos? Better feed the stud cuz as long as he`s running clearing routes for the other Pros it`s another early exit for Cube and the Gang. Maybe too many Nova targets and only one inconsistent arm to get `em the ball. They might squeak by the Spread but I wouldn`t bet it. Gimme Spread and the cholesterol-laden hearts of a champion to cover for 5 grand. The Band-of-Bots just played the Cubbies to a tie. Bad for them. They shoulda kept somethin in the tank for the playoffs. The Cubs have now seen the entire robot schematic and should handle them with no problem but the Sharpies in Vegas still like the big fat 11 and so does the Sharpie Chuckster. Wolfie`s win by 10. Gimme the Bots to cover the 11 for another 5 bills. Finally, the Boyz and Pennies should be a pick `em--either squad can look great one week and average the next. If they both come strong and sober then gimme the Pens and the 5 for another 5 grandoes. Big games, big money, nice weather, big scoring. I`d bet on some of the overs but I`m too fat and lazy to do any math....And if the Caines beat the defending champs will Dummybells sprint to midfield for the handshake with Grove and slap him on the back, utter an obscenity, and then run from the angry Groveburger to the parking lot?....Ernie?
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