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Click, and the lid closes on another riveting edition of Fairfax County Flag Football. Here were the top stories of 08: It was confirmed that the Kryptonites liked to engage is Homoerotic after game parties. It was reported that SMASHMOUTH team members participated in these parties but were relegated only to sloppy seconds. The Banditos suprised noone by winning the regular season crown but fell flat in the playoffs. Baby steps boys. Who`d of thunk it? The Sharks failed to take the A crown this year, which begs the question, does anyone really care? Who won B+ again? Oh yeah the Rejects, too bad noone really paid attention. SMASHMOUTH has successfully called out everyone who posted anything negative against them on the message boards. To make this process easier for next season they will be distributing forms for each apposing team to fill out with questions such as: What is your real name? What team do you play for? Where do you live? Where do you want to fight? The Enforcers are still celebrating their "Perfect" season and have come to the conclusion that drinking even more heavily before each game will make next season even funner. Back to you Cotton!